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« Reply #60 on: November 07, 2005, 06:57:56 AM » |
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"I can do science me!" said the british cowboy whose name was dr john tickle. "lets go find us some wenches with hardly anything on, and blow some stuff up! oh yeah...brrrraaaaiiinnnssss n all that".
so zombie tickle went off in search of wenches and stuff to blow up, when SUDDENLY
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« Reply #61 on: November 07, 2005, 09:26:00 AM » |
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He stuck his head between his legs
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« Reply #62 on: November 07, 2005, 02:27:44 PM » |
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...and ate a very distinguished passing bird, which annoyed him so much that..
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« Reply #63 on: November 07, 2005, 02:34:06 PM » |
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...he destroyed the world, and forced all residents to live on Mars. But then
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« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2005, 07:55:36 PM » |
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mars collapsed because big fat richie benaud came along and ruined the party. everyone floated away towards the sun, getting hotter and hotter...
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« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2005, 09:18:39 PM » |
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but not quite as hot as Insano. Scarbail, with his heart of burning cold ice, hit the sun first and extuingished the flame.
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« Reply #66 on: November 08, 2005, 12:54:12 PM » |
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The destroyed sun created a supernova and a whole new solar system was creatred. The residents all landed on the new planet "Anus Juice." They elected a new leader for this planet, it was none other than Bill Lawry!
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« Reply #67 on: November 08, 2005, 01:46:16 PM » |
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to throw a party for the new planet of Anus Juice.
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« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2005, 07:51:48 PM » |
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Insano was stripping on a table when...
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« Reply #69 on: November 08, 2005, 08:34:42 PM » |
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Everyone put a dollar in his pocket. Whysmell got booed off his table because...
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« Reply #70 on: November 09, 2005, 06:23:50 AM » |
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he put used anus juice in everybody else pockets. "whats that funky smell?" thought whysmell, as he was being lead away by the anus police...
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« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2005, 09:07:37 AM » |
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after dry reaching violently over the rank juice, MC made a drink for insano who drank it all up.
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« Reply #72 on: November 09, 2005, 02:35:26 PM » |
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He was then filled with rage for the drink was really Venom(tm) and punched scarbail in the ovaries. He reacted by..
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« Reply #73 on: November 09, 2005, 03:22:08 PM » |
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quitting life. "crap" thought scarbail as...
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« Reply #74 on: November 09, 2005, 03:33:55 PM » |
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he wished he had never created this retarded topic.
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« Reply #75 on: November 09, 2005, 03:48:54 PM » |
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But the damage had been done, and Insano got hit by a car and was wiped from all existence with no possible way of coming back to life or getting revenge on Whysmell, not even by making something bad happen to him in this topic.
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« Reply #76 on: November 09, 2005, 09:06:43 PM » |
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But alas he did. He made something bad happen to whysmell by uninventing his ability to do something bad to him, and so he lived and was returned into existance.
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« Reply #77 on: November 09, 2005, 09:12:11 PM » |
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Only to realise he was still dead. Meanwhile, everyone on the Gamebiz forums was dancing on insanos grave when a demon came flying towards them!
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« Reply #78 on: November 10, 2005, 05:41:50 AM » |
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The demon proceeded to spit on Insanos grave,
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« Reply #79 on: November 10, 2005, 01:33:52 PM » |
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Then stole the corpse of Insano and flew away screaming, "...
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« Reply #80 on: November 10, 2005, 02:18:47 PM » |
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Oh my! We must destroy this super powered being before he ressurects!" SUDDENLY Insano used his soulstone and ressurected, ate the demon (must remain seated) and then went on a rampage, destroying all evil.
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