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MK: DA PS2 Competition WINNERS!

9th April 2003, 12:45am
After waiting what seems like an eternity, we finally have come up with the winners for the Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance competition for PS2!

First off, we would like to thank everyone who entered the competition, as we got some great responses! If you didn’t win, try again next time – you never know what could happen!

The question we had you guys ask was:

"What fatality would you like to do on a celebrity?"

And well…here are the five lucky winners!

Winner: Rick Paskin
Celebrity: Britney Spears
Fatality: First off I'd mesmerize her by pounding out a 'dance beat' on her head with my fists. Next I would hoist her up over my head and spin her so fast that her top rides up and her skirt rides down. This would expose even more of her midriff which as we know (after seeing her video clips) is totally contrary to the laws of physics. She would then proceed to vanish in a puff of logic. :D

Winner: Simon Pagel
Celebrity: Michael Jackson
Fatality: The person doing the fatality would leave a trail of babies. As he picks up each one, it the floor beneath him would light up (like the Billy Jean film clip). Maybe also have the Billy Jean music playing whilst it was happening. The last "baby" would be a disguised bomb with the fuse showing. The explosion would be accompanied with the traditional MJ "Owwwwwww".

Winner: James Allister
Celebrity: Hayden Christensen
Fatality: OK, I don't know how hugh-morris this is, but i'd really like to ram a lightsaber through Hayden Christensen's head Tenchu-style. He annoys me more than Jar-Jar

Winner: Denis Hackney
Celebrity: Steve Irwin
Fatality: I'd like to be able to summon the spirit of Sobek, the Egyptian crocodile god, to disembowel Steve Irwin and then swallow him whole... can't you just see it? As his head disappears into the croc's jaws, he's saying "Crikey! I'm a gonner for sure this time!"

Winner: Bev Johson
Celebrity: Jeannie Little
Fatality: Give permanent laryngitis to Jeanie Little. I'm 59 years old and have heard her voice for what seems like forever and it doesn't get any more endearing!!!

Congratulations to the winners, you should receive a confirmation e-mail shortly!
by Greg Laspatzis
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