Condemned 2 Hits Stores Today - Xbox 360, PS3

They always say 'everything in moderation'. Who 'they' are is a perennial question, making for a rather tired joke and requiring a meta analysis afterwards to distract readers from this fact. Anyway, it's a maxim that can get you far in life, as clearly demonstrated by SEGA.

So, Condemned 2 is hitting shelves today, letting you kill hobos with crowbars to your heart's desire. But all things in moderation, good sir. Why not balance those brutal, shady back-alley killings with a nice dose of Pony Heart Quest? Or how about trying your hand at Clown Flower Time (arguably just as horrific) and Lollipop Gift Parade?

Head over to www.offsettheevil.com, or we'll hunt you down and kill you. Karma's a bitch.